*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
i did not appreciate brendon’s hair enough when it was good
side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
Got a chance to Save Rock & Roll last night with Fall Out Boy.
Faces were melted.
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
call my otp a brotp one more time motherfucker i dare u